Law-Impaired Rambo Boy (continuation)

Because I’m askin' everybody for somethin'

I couldn't get unless I sat on a throne

If you hate the way I'm practicin'

Just pay me big bucks to leave you alone.

You can listen at me talkin’ on the radio

Denouncin’ corp-ra-toc-ra-cy

“I’ll pound out easy cash money.

Your first consultation’s free.”

Now I’ve never tried a case in my life

To the courtroom I seldom go.

Only bad things seem to happen there,

Judges always tellin’ me “no”.

Because I'm askin' everybody for somethin'

I couldn't get unless I sat on a throne

If you hate the way I'm practicin'

Just pay me big bucks to leave you alone.

A good lawyer wants to argue

I just love to dive in the dirt

A good client wants a fair fighter

My clients hired themselves a jerk

A jury wants someone to tell them the truth

I only want enormous fees

If you care only about money

We'll get along per-fect-ly.

Because I'm askin' everybody for somethin'

I couldn't get unless I sat on a throne

If you hate the way I'm practicin'

Just pay me big bucks to leave you alone.

The song has one more verse. If you want to see it, please send an email to notes@susmangodfrey.com and ask for More Rambo Boy.